Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)...

Since today is Christmas (which means I gotta wake up early to go for church *grumble*), i decided to finally post something on Christmas. Managed to find some quotes online about Christmas that I liked. So, enjoy :)

• "And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more." - Dr. Seuss
• "Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time with the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts is that we don't quite know how to put our love into words." - Harlan Miller
• "Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles."
• "A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
  It makes no noise at all,
  But softly gives itself away." - Eva Logue
• "Roses are reddish
  Violets are bluish
  If it weren't for Christmas
  We'd all be Jewish." -Benny Hill
• "There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child." - Erma Bombeck
• "The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." - Jay Leno
• "Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas." - Kin Hubbard

Merry Christmas all :)

The Bandana Rules...

Got this from somewhere on the internet and thought I might share. Enjoy :)

There is a problem in America. That problem is, of course, people wearing bandanas when they shouldn’t be and looking like douche bags.

So to help, we have set up the following rules so people can learn when the appropriate times are, and what the appropriate conditions are, to wear a bandana.

1. To be immediately considered for approval to wear a bandana you must be one or more of the following:
   1. A pirate
   2. A motorcycle gang member or you own a motorcycle and have killed a man
   3. A woman
   4. A child under the age of 8
   5. A cancer patient
   6. A person not of Caucasian descent
   7. An actual cowboy
   8. A train conductor
   9. A homosexual
   10. A tattoo artist
   11. A construction worker who deals with heavy objects
   OR
   12. If one of the exceptions described in Sec. II is applicable to you
2. Exceptions will be made if you can answer "yes" to one or more of the following:
   1. If you are in a life threatening situation
   2. If you have ever cut off one of your own limbs to survive
   3. If you have a scar across one or more eyes
   4. If you have won the strongest man competition
   5. If you have won the iron man competition
   6. If you have wrestled an adult:
      1. bear (Panda and Koala not included)
      2. alligator
      3. crocodile
      4. shark (over 5ft)
      5. tiger
      6. wolf
      7. wolverine
      8. lion
      9. leopard
   7. If you have been raised by wolves
   8. If you have been in more than one sword fights and have been wounded
   9. If you have walked on the moon
   10. If you have thrown a man though a window at a bar or saloon
   11. If you have won an Olympic medal (specific events under investigation)
   12. If you work in heat in excess of 100 degrees and it is used to keep sweat out of your eyes (user submitted)
3. If you are approved from Sec. I or II you can skip this section and go on to wearing your bandana. If not, and you are still planning on wearing a bandana you must follow the items below:
   1. No manicured facial hair
   2. No wife beater shirts
   3. No "designer" sunglasses
   4. No jewelry except rings
   5. You cannot be in a fraternity
   6. Collar cannot be "popped"
   7. No sandals
   8. You cannot be in a boy band
   9. No shorts
   10. You cannot tan or have a consistent tan
   11. You cannot coordinate it with your outfit
   12. You cannot coordinate it with your pet's bandana
   13. You cannot wear the color pink
   14. You cannot wear it underneath a hat
   15. You cannot wear it on your arm
   16. You cannot wear it while engaged in any activity that does not involve sweat unless stated in Sec. II

Halloween...

Oh yar. Forgot to post my halloween stuff. But I forgot to take a proper pic with my costume. AAAAAARGHHHHH. Damn Haunted House took too much out of me. Then gotta clean up topless and then I realised I forgot to take a pic. Only got like one in facebook by Sue. Here's what I got anyways after trying to wash the face off. Damn makeup so susah.

My forehead is big upfront and it's worse from the side. Damn my intellectual mind!!!

Not very good pics but it's all i got. :/

Oh yea. I came as a freaky clown :D

Pills...

Here what I think is how some drug companies makes more money. You know how some adult pills you take in two's? Why can't they just make one bigger one???!!! You're gonna take the same amount anyways!!! And if you're gonna take half, just cut it in half. So annoying to take two cause people like me will accidentally drop one into the water I use to take the pills with. Then it makes it disgusting to take. (-_-) One big pill is easier than two at the same time anyways. Asses.

Death Magnetic...

Death Magnetic... RM 55..... :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(. Fucking hell. Just in case you don't know what Death Magnetic is, it's Metallica's new album. AND IT'S FUCKING RM 55!!! I'd rather spend my money on something else. Fuck wei... Guess I'll pretend I didn't know it was coming out and when someone asks, I'd act really surprise and scold that fella for not saying earlier.

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I need my Celine Dion now... :'(

Let me pose a question...

Let me pose a question. When you see the picture below, think carefully if they've ever mentioned the gender of this birdie. Apparently "it's" a boy. I'm not totally convinced. Convince me!!!

Prius...?

The Toyota Prius. The first mass-produced hybrid car. Been on many shows like Reaper and even Family Guy. Several celebs own this Prius. Why? Cause it's known as the most economical car AND the most environmental friendly car. Well I'm here to shoot that idea down.

Was watching Top Gear and had a Prius to go as fast as it can 10 laps around a course and an M3 will follow the Prius's speed. Turns out, the M3 did more miles to the gallon than the Prius.

Also, because the Prius use materials from all over the world and sends it to Japan, the assembly of Prius causes more pollution than that of a Landrover.

Get rid of the damn Prius. It's ugly and it's over-rated. Hate that damn Prius. Go buy a Civic Hybrid.

Once we are one...

OMG!!! WE MUST BEAT THEM WITH OUR TEAM OF MYVI'S!!!!!!



More practice sessions and get some tactics worked out will do the trick. They have no tactics whatsoever!!!

Let's do this...

Oi. I need you to trust me on this. Follow my intructions. If you were my friend, you would.

1. All of us get a MyVi that has a driver's airbag (we would 10 people including me).
2. Get a huge empty tarred area.
3. Get a huge ball about the size of a MyVi.
4. Get two goalposts.
5. We have 5 vs 5 futsal using our MyVi's.
   

Lets do this weekly :).

Here's an example.



Wanted to actually use an Aygo since it's a lot more agile and has more power i think. But MyVi's are cheaper and have a flat front compared to most cars to hit the ball.

Back in school...

Back in college. Nothing new yet. Haven't seen the new kids yet. Heard got one hot girl that looks like and talks like Cheryl. Too the real Cheryl ain't around anymore ( :( ). I wanna hear their convos though :P. Things that are different this sem:-

1. My hair needs a haircut. I has to be side parted and will not not-side part.\
2. No more original damn bitch, damn bitch.
3. The short buff guy that will come up to you and say "Omg! Did you know..." with a voice you would never expect to come out of his mouth.
4. The evil laughter has disappeared somewhere.
5. One less dancer in ADTP. No more male dancers in ADTP.
6. No singer.
7. Less noise around the ADTP table.

We need new excitement people!!! Get your asses back in Malaysia!!!

Be safe...

Since it is Ghost Month, I beg all of you to BE safe. Especially when driving. This month alone, I've heard of 3 accidents and seen 1 as well. So please drive slow just for this month. :)

Norms in pyramid...

Things I've noticed when in Sunway Pyramid.

1. I always seem to enter Pyramid through Asian Avenue.
2. There's at least one hot chick in Asian Avenue.
3. There's always a bunch of guys in front of Forever 21.
4. I always seem to go to Forever 21.
   
5. The movie is never the right time.
6. I always need someone to tell me where I parked.
   

Guns and paint...

Last friday went for paintball. SUPER FUN!!! Although some people didn't go out after being hit. Malaysian la. First round got wounded already -_-. The wound below:-

You can see how swollen it became. Looks like I'm gonna have a scar :P.

Longevity...

Figuring out why girls likes abs is taking longer than I thought it would. Aaargh!!! I feel as though I just lost the Nobel Prize!!! God damn it!!!!!

Girls and abs...

I figured out an extremely logical explanation about why girls like men with abs. BUT I FORGOT!!! OMFG!!! I FUCKING FORGOT!!! I figured it out during psychology class, and now it's gone! MY GOD!!! I HAVE TO REMEMBER! New post will be up soon hopefully.

Texas Hold'em...

Went to Ming's house for a get together poker session. Practice for when we get to the US (even though I'm more than a year away).

Buy In : RM 10.00
Big Bind : RM 0.20
Small Bind : RM 0.10

Was losing till my last RM 2.20 and went all in. Won by single card. Lucky. Was at RM 5.40, went all-in lucky again. Last all-in wasn't by luck. Had pocket Kings'. Tricked Tyson to all-in and won :D.

Investment : RM 10.00
Profit : RM 8.80

;)

Shot down...

While in Interpersonal Communication class, a thought occurred as I was sitting down pretending that I'm paying attention in class. If Superman flies, Spiderman swings, Flash runs and Batman Does everything else, there's no superhero that swims right? Maybe I could be the first swimming superhero! Then I looked down and saw my shirt and Aquaman was right there. Fuck.

Fucking Gay Swimmer.

Shopping anyone...?

First time ever went shopping with Zul, ganz and ariff. Didn't realize it till we were about to leave. Hmm... Should do it more often. But not for fun. Only when we need something. Doing it for fun requires too much money. Rather spend it on something more fun like shisha or something. Oh yeah. We were shopping in Gardens as well. *smirk*



Come to think of it, Gardens is a better place to hang out. Less rempits. Almost NONE. Doesn't that make it sooooooooo much better.

Smiling goodbyes...

Do you realize that every time we say goodbye to each other, we smile? Does it mean "Thank god you're going." or "God damn, the view from the back is pumping blood into my other head." Maybe it's just polite and nice to see a smile before we part, but I seriously doubt it.

Roxy summer splash...

Well what can I say... A lot really but I won't complain either. Lining up took an hour (other took 1 1/2 - 2 hours). I have to say that lining up was so much more fun than the event itself. It was practically rempit land. But some fucking hot malay girls. There was Cute-ang-moh girl behind me and infront was Sexy-leg-and-nice-ass-malay girl infront. Since the lining up was so pack, we just kept grinding the whole way. *Wink wink* Oh yah, then there was Jann too. *Sigh* Stupid event. Never going to it again.

Glory to the champions...

The BPL trophy currently that will be defended by Man United :)

THIS WAS IN 1U on the 4th OF JUNE!!! IF YOU MISSED IT, TOO BAD BITCH!!!

Random riches...

The number plate is "TF 2".

Here's a pic I took on the way to Rhasta. Some rich bugger with a Suzuki Swift wasted money to make a number plate that would say "TF 2". TF 2 happens to be a famous online game which is called Team Fortress 2. Give that cash to me!!! Arse.

H.O.E.'s...

From now on, whenever I call a girl a "hoe", I do not mean she's a whore. Infact, that word now means:-

H - Heaven
O - On
E - Earth

Be proud for every girl I now call H.O.E. :)

Homosexuals...

If one is gay/lesbian, does this mean they can get turned on by their own looks? God I'm so confused about how their brain works but I'd never ask a homosexual this. :S

Damn jerk...

I just realised that one of the biggest jerks in history whom is also still loved by many is Archie Andrews (I think that's his name). Two girls go after the same guy and both are best friends. He dates BOTH of them, doesn't let anyone touch ANY of them and changes his date-plans to be with the other. Yet, many tweens love reading about him. No wonder there's so much drama everywhere.

Comically driven...

I had the fucking weirdest dream recently. I dreamt that I was back in college and going to the canteen to have lunch. Then i see a different roti-man. AND HE DOESN"T MAKE ROTI GORENG!!! Then I woke up. Fuck. I miss roti goreng... :( Among other things.

Shit load of crap...

Msn been a fucking ass the past few day. Can barely get online. Damn wankers. Just watched ironman last (can't remember what day). Better than transformers in storyline and a lot easier to watch. It's easy to identify who's who. Moving on, I've got last driving lesson tmr and the day after, i've got my dricing exam (FUCKING FINALLY!!!). Me bored....

Aroma from a thousand miles...

Finally tried chow tofu. Taste like fried tofu except for it's pleasant aroma. Mmmm.... Haha. It's really not that bad. Didn't really have like a unique taste to it like it though it would. Maybe I need to try the Hong Kong ones. Oh well. Proof below.

Just going with the flow...

Went to Marie Digby's showcase (even though I don't really fancy her) cause I really had nothing better to do. Went with Amin, Jann and Cheryl and the best part is we managed to get special passes!!! It's nice to brag about it especially since I'm not a fan of hers. Felt great when there was a guy behind me shouting his "love" for her. Haha to him!!! Picture or it never happened you say? Well I do have one nice pic and pic of the pass itself :)

There was only 4 people between me and her. Bitches.

A pic and it did happen :)

On the white bunny filled clouds...

I have nothing remotely important to say but I'm as bored as a pickled pepper in a glass jar. My driving exam has been postponed another week to the 22nd May. Been going out just about every other night but I'm still really bored. I could've been driving by next week and just driving around like a modern day Clint Eastwood. God damn. Ooooh. Talking about driving. I'm getting a car (starts giggling like a little girl with both hands infront of the mouth). But I'm only getting a Persona. At least it's not ANOTHER MyVi. If all MyVi's had a mind of their own, the could easily dominate Singapore. Aren't we lucky they don't?

Back in school...

I plan on becoming a photoshop amatuer (I started off saying pro but lets face it, I'm not that hardworking.). Here's the first useful thing I've learned rather than finding where all the tools are.

Look at all those hearts between the two. :P

As the tumbleweed tumbles...

Slightly more than one week into my hol and I'm fucking bored. It's so lifeless at home. The benefit of waking up late is to skip a bit of the heat but unless I sleep right through the afternoon, I'd still face it. Sigh...

Anyways, driving exam's next week. Sounds near but it will feel very far away. Oh well...

Pain in the arms...

Oh god... 200 push ups is no fun at all.

1-40 ~ Still no problems. Head starts getting big thinking that one is actually quite strong.
41-80 ~ How the fuck am i gonna do the next 40.
81- 120 ~ Enough already!!!
121 - 160 ~ Are we done yet???!!!
161-200 ~ I would kill him but my arms can barely move...

The joys of taekwondo classes....

Hussen and Agnita's Party...

What comes before part B?
PART-AAAAYYY

Anyways, at Agnita's poolside party, I fell to the temptation of alcohol and I had to wake up at 7 the next morning for a futsal tournament. The agreement between the futsal players were two shots ONLY. That was bullshit. All of us had more than that and a lot of specials too. I think because of guilty conscience, we were the earliest to arrive. :P

Hussen's had the best food I've ever tasted. Sahara Tent's food rock your sock off. Had 5 rounds before I was finally filled up. THE BEST!!! Afterparty was at Maison and I actually went. Got in for free (Bitches). And then there was a fight. Potong stim la... Had to leave cause the cops came and a few of us were underage. And we left in style too. In a fully tinted Mini. The car is fucking cool. I think it's just the right size for me. :P

Peace out.

Green peppers...

Why the fuck are they called peppers. They're not even hot. Took it the other day at subway thinking it would spice up my sandwich, it tasted like vegetable. Fucking lies. It's only half true, the green part. Assholes.

Jews...

Managed to get a really blur pic of this the other day.

It's a Mercedes with the number plate "JEW".

This guy has got pretty good humour putting his number plate Jew. And he put it on his Mercedes. I don't think a lot of people get this. Go read more.

Schizophrenia...

If schizophrenia could be useful is when you didn't do your homework and is desperate for an idea. Imagine.

Teacher : Joshua, where is your homework?! (In a satanic voice)

Me : I'm sorry Ms. but you told Jorge about the homework and not me. He probably forgot to write a note to me about it. I'm sure he did it Ms. I'll let him come to school tomorrow and he'll give it to you.

Teacher : Alright then.

Joshua : [:)]

Barcelona 0 - 0 Manchester United

Here's my view of the game:-

It was a boring match for the fans especially United's but the result favors United. United frustrated Barcelona with extremely disciplined defending which make Van der Sar's life very comfortable in front of goal. Although this was a match Man U could have won because of a penalty given to them by a handball from Milito. Ronaldo unfortunately hit the right post and missed. There was also another incident where Marquez intentionally brought down Ronaldo in the box after a mis-directed pass from Zambrotta. All-in-all Barca controlled the game but United managed to hold Barca throughout the match. I hope Man U will take the home game.

The Smelly Pussy Theory...

Here's a theory by Pet.


The Smelly Pussy Theory

This theory states that no one can be absolutely perfect. Therefore, if you meet anyone that seems absolutely perfect from her looks and posture to her personality and mental strength, she has to have a smelly pussy.

Laziness...

Here are some ways that I feel will make living a lot easier:-

1. Turning your underwear inside out to save on washing.
2. There is no need to iron undergarments cause you're not gonna show them off.
3. Buy clothes that will not crease to save on ironing. And if you gotta wake up early everyday, you could wear them to bed and still look good in the morn.
4. Use paper plates and cups every meal. After the meal, just throw them away. It will save on A LOT of washing.
5. Wear black. It's harder to see stains and the need for washing the clothes becomes less.
6. Always keep your phone near you so you don't have the need to walk to the house line.
7. Shower only when you smell or feel uncomfortable. (This may not work in hot and humid countries like Malaysia.)
8. Just have everything on your work table so you don't need to go far to find anything.
9. Use your laptop/desktop as your tv. Just hook everything up to it.
10. Just shoot yourself and all YOUR problems will be solved.

I don't think most of you could live this way. So get off your fucking asses and just do a little bit more of work. LAZY BASTARDS!!! (Pic related.)

Bleh...

Finals coming up next next week. Haha. Pfft. Gotta study a bit more now :P Getting fit now too. Playing rugby and futsal this week already. Wanted to go for taekwondo today but i couldn't wake up in time. Sigh... Me bounce yo.

Sunday morning...

Woke up this morning (At 8!!!) all pumped for my taekwondo class to get my fitness level up. Put on my white shirt and pants, took my equipment bag, went there found that my master's car wasn't there. Called him up and turns out they're having they're grading examination. FUCK!!! He sent a text to me and it obviously didn't go through. FUCK!!! Why do these things always happen to me? FUCK!!!

It' d be cooler if it was weed.

Pedophilia...

Ariff told me that the Westlife manager is a pedophile and have actually "pedophiled" them before. Makes me think who else could be pedophiles as well which do not know of.

1. Backstreet Boys manager (Definitely comes to mind after Westlife)
2. ALL boy/girl band manager (Might as well right?)
3. The Disney Club crew (Pedophile heaven)
   
4. Brock from Pokemon (Some perverted bugger like him will get desperate)
5. Micheal Jackson's father (MJ must've thought it was alright since his daddy did it)
6. Arsene Wenger (It says it all doesn't it)
   

The first...

This is the first picture I took from my new phone. Edwin asked me to take it. I swear I didn't take on my own will. If you don't know what it is, it's The Glass Bra (yes, that is its name).

If you zoom in, you can see the name on the green board.

Go on...

Had first rugby training. Fucking awesome. Throwing people around, getting thrown around, running like a dog. I miss my exercise. Hopefully I won't die in my taekwondo class this Sunday. Next rugby training is Friday. Gotta go school anyways to do my project (Oh Michelle, the bestest cousin in the world. Follow you ok? OK!!! :p)

Sick...

Got. Flu. And. Cough. Now. Asthma. Breathing. Difficulties. Fuck.........................

Now this is what happens when you smoke. (KAWAII)

Girl relations...

Things that can be related to girls:-

1. Songs - The melody is like her looks and the lyrics are like her personality.
2. Cars - You have to handle the car with care and timing.
3. Food - The looks gets you hungry, but the taste is what really matters.
   

Some Evidence...

This is proof of March 7, 2008, the day me, zul and ariff walked from KLGCC to Hartamas!!!

Not much to say...

Emo report.

Rights and Wrongs...

We all have our own beliefs. So I guess here 5 of mine...

1. Don't put on such a fake face to hide your hatred.
2. Don't backstab.
3. Don't deliberately hurt friends.
4. Don't go to an expensive restaurant with a group of friends and just order a drink.
5. Don't steal what's already been taken. It hurts...

Go put this on your blog. Show us what you're like.

What if...

When our parents tell us something like, "Back in our day, we didn't that many toys to play with so we had to make our own," or something like that and we go "WOW!!!!!" Now imagine in the future our conversation with our children or grandchildren.

"Back then before they had the technology to keep things in your pocket, things could just fall out and you wouldn't even notice it."

"Back then before they had teleportation devices, we had to get in a big machine and risk our lives to get to our destination."

"Back then before an atom bomb defusing kit was invented, we had to transform ourselves into octopuses in order to defuse one."

Getting one...

Oh yar. Gonna get a new phone. Finally!!!

I present to you my Nokia 5610 XpressMusic!!! :D

But still gotta wait if there's stock or not. *Prays really really really hard*

Updating...

I did some research on shisha and it turns out, the smoke doesn't kill you but the "dapur" does if it's not cleaned properly. The bacteria may be breathed in from the tube and into the lungs which may cause bronchitis, lung cancer, coughing and etc. etc. Still trying of an easy way to burn charcoal in order to use Edwin's shisha which has never been touched before.

Last night, a group of white people went to Spicy to shisha. They ordered two (noobs) and were contemplating whether they would want a third one. After much talk about shisha-ing (10 minutes in total), they just left with two still tasteful shisha's. What a fucking waste of money. Assholes. They could have given them to me and Edwin.

Had an hour of sleep last night. I came back from Spicy at 12, sent some files through the internet. Watched an episode of Samurai X. Then I laid my head in bed and I just couldn't sleep. Was like that till 4 when I got up to watch ManU vs Bolton (which ManU won of course). Went to bed at 6 and was woken by the sounds of Edwin's call at 7 for basketball training :/

Quote...

Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless :p

Boredom...

Finally did my 3 hour driving theory. Such a bloody waste of my fucking life. That's 3 hours that I will not get back anymore. Therefore I have listed some things I can do in 3 hours.

1. Have at least 2 rounds of shisha.
2. Have a crazy make out session.
3. Beat Ganz in pool many times over.
4. Learn how to play NBA 2K8 like a pro.
5. Have a quickie.

I blame our Malaysian system for my 3 hours. I WANT IT BACK!!!

first picture in my blog..

edwin came over and taught me this shit.. going to do my 3 hour lecture 2mr. gonna be so bored.

Oh god...

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FOOK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK DUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK LUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Find the words that don't fit in. (There are 5)

P.S. I thank Sean for this idea.

I told you so...

I have insisted to many people that zac efron is gay. AND HERE IS SOME PROOF!!! I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO!!! HE MAY NOT BE TOTALLY GAY BUT HE'LL BE AT LEAST BI!!! NO GUY KISSES ANOTHER GUYS CHEEK LIKE THAT!!! ONLY FOR FRIENDS THAT ARE GIRLS!!!

The only reason he may be bi is vanessa hudgens sexy pics (she is actually quite hot in some of those pic like this one. This must be another pic of his lover topless. Seems to fit doesn't it? :)

P.S. Sorry for only showing the links. I have no idea how to post a pic here :P

Living in the past...

How can anyone forget about the past. I mean, the past always have the best of memories. Some may be painful and will always be but there are the good times too. I miss my past for sure. College feels so different than school. It has its ups but not as good as school. Maybe later it'll be more exciting but i still miss the past. Skipping classes, getting in trouble, teasing friends, meeting her (back then la). In college, you get away with almost anything and when you do get into trouble, you're in fucking deep shit. Meeting Xavier once a fortnight is no where near as much trouble as meeting the head of once. Wish it was last year all over again... :'(

The one real upside now is that a few of us can drive so meeting up with the guys is so much easier (what happened to all you girls?). And i'm gonna drive soon too. All in all, I'm definitely not over the past but I'm that hopeful the future will be a lot more exciting.

Recently...

Went to Rumah Charis which is a home for the aged for my moral project on friday. Did a lot of cleaning mostly. A whole house and two vans. Also helped carry some stuff for them and bought some food too. Didn't really feel accomplished cause all we really did was cleaning. Although some of them there did appreciate it.

Went for my undang-undang lecture. Fucking boring. I managed to pass the stupid thing without going to the lecture. It was a bloody waste of my fucking time.

Life goes on...

Went to Desmond's farewell party on Saturday. Played some cards, played a lot of cards, watch people play cards as well as mah jong and had some fun. Unless I'm mistaken, I have been to Desmond's house for parties since we were Junior 6. Wow. Been there for like 7 years and the highlight of it is always gambling. Too bad we don't play with money. Just for fun.

On Monday night, went to eat dinner with Edwin then supper with the guys including Desmond. It's his last night here anyways. I think he'll be wanking about cute New Zealand. And once he's there, he'll be wanking about sexy Malaysia. Horny freaky dicky guy. Oh, and I had my Chemistry test on Monday too. Once again, was the first to finish it under 30 minutes. This is the benefit of making notes. GO MAKE THEM!!!

Nothing much to report I guess. Boredom...

I think i'm Britney Spears...

Would it be gay if you wank about a guy who you are actually imagining is a girl? OR, fantasizing about a guys ass but picturing it on a girls body? OR, dressing a guy as a girl with the wig and fake boobs and all and then spooning him?

Think about it. It'll intrigue you if not would just put the images in your head. Didnt i?

Time for a change...

What was suppose to happen didnt, but it doesnt mean what should happen, wouldnt. Dont be sad...

Anyways,
Aaargh!!! Got a chem test next week!!! And on wednesday, i go to school at 12.30, go to class and copy down my assignment and finally go home. That's fucking it... sigh..

Love Song...

Had my math test today. So frustrated at it. I spend half my chinese new year holidays and it turned out to be a breeze. Sigh... Useless Viki. Maybe cause i spent so much time on it, i found it easy but it's still frustrating nevertheless.

I'm thinking about dropping english next semester. I don't think i'll be able to score at least an AB anymore. Malissa doesn't really give an A unless it's really good. She tries to let be the highest mark achievable. Gotta take TOEFL during the long May hols.

Been having sleepless nights since friday. The first few nights i could explain but i can't explain Sunday and Tuesday night. Sigh...

Eventless...

This weekend has been such a bore. Friday was alright. Went out. Sat in Edwin's car for like the first time. A bit scary but i think the first time i sat in Mich's car was a lot scarier. It not too bad. His turning could be smoother and breaking too. Lastly, he must remember to turn of the car engine before leaving the car. Idiot... Haha. Oh well. Just came from TGIF for Chloe's birthday dinner. So fucking full. Fucking steak tricks the mind. You look at it and you think you can finish it, then half-way through and you're like, "Oh fuck..." Might take awhile for this to go down.

I heart you too...

I heart you too :(

The Hardest Thing...

This next few days will be the worse days of my entire life. Hopefully it'll only last a few days and it turns out in my favor. I wouldn't know what to do if it doesn't. I know I'll get over it but i don't want it to. Please let it be back to when it started.

Isnt that Mon...

Hahahahaha. Finally got my laptop after god knows how long. Light. Very light. Not for gaming but i'm not much of a gamer anyways. Managed to set up everything in one night. Dad got me a 160GB external hard drive for more space. Hahaha. I don't really know what to say here. Just wanted tell that i've got a new laptop :P

HP Compaq 6520b

Just a thought...

Here is something fun to think about. Hash brought up the topic of why can't guys compliment each other on their physical attributes. For example, girls sometimes say to their friends or leave a compliment on friendster or facebook or etc that sorta says "OMG!!! LIKE, YOU LOOK SOOO GOOD IN THAT PICTURE!!! LIKE, WOW!!! I WOULD SO MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!" So why can't guys do that?

P.S. Sorry for the girl talk ladies. It's just an example :P Also, I'm not gay. It's just a random post.

How on earth...

Today in school, the funniest thing happened!!! We were sitting at the usual round tables when we heard a loud BANG!!! It sounded like a table fell from several meters. I turned towards the sound and saw that the glass at the student center was shaking. I saw some fella on the the floor looking disorientated. We laughed so hard and loud straight away! He fucking ran into the automatic sliding glass door! And he was running head first!!! Like some little kid running and pretending he was a plane! Wait, that's not it. HE FUCKING BROKE HIS GLASSES!!! What an idiot. I want the security tape for that. Then i learned he was running to get change from the cafeteria. Why the fuck are you running? WALK!!! Put one foot in front of the other without jumping!!! And you're in college. You humiliate me. Sigh... Pre-U students...

Anyways, my birthday was yesterday. Went to Manhattan Fish Market for dinner. Ate waaaaaaaaay to much. So full... But food was sooooo fucking good. Love seafood. Yummmmm.

Updates:-

• I'm fucking 17 bitches. Still need another year...
• Am on page 119 now :)
• Getting my room done by ikea. Got the plans. Just gotta order.
• My laptop has been ordered for like 2 weeks now but fucking HP hasn't brought in the new stock.
  

An even longer while...

Haven't been online for almost a week :P Been even busier with studying (got exams right after chinese new year) and been working too. Having this part-time job at my mum's office. Easy job for RM5/hour. I'm called a store boy but i seem to do more filing. Boring to do the same thing for 8 hours. Went to Nicole's farewell party on some day which i can't remember (not that i don't bother to, i really can't remember right now, sorry Nicole :) ). Played a few hands, watch Arsenal win (fuck).

Nothing much happening to me. I'm soooooooooo bored. The worst part is my mid-terms after cny. So if anyone invites me to their place, i can't stay too long because i got to go home and study for my damn mid-terms!!! Sorry guys.

It's getting hot... At least it rains almost every day. Wish it rained in the afternoon though. Makes me hate clothes this time of the year. Sigh...

Updates:-

• I've got nuffin.
  
• I really don't.
• Oh, my book, Page 89 on The Exile (so i'm a slow reader. I'm not slow, I'm just lazy to read)
  

It's been awhile...

Haven't been blogging for awhile. Been quite busy with homework. Still got my damn English assignment to do. Let's see what up with me lately.

1. Last Friday's football was crap. Everyone was late, then it started raining so hard that we had to stop playing. I think I got a lecture this day about my phone bill. All I hear is blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla. Oh well.
2. Saturday : Went out with me baby <3>
3. Nothing much happening since Saturday. Really boring. College is no fun. Too boring. Just wanna have fun :P

Updates:-

• Lin Dan lost to Hyun-Il by a controversial point. I suspect linesman were purposely cheating. It wasn't the first bad call against Lin Dan. In fact, they were all against him.
• Shake a Leg
• On page 31 for The Exile. The book is getting interesting.
  

Unfairness in...

GOD DAMN IT!!! FUCKING RACTAR REJECTED US!!! HAVE TO FIND A FUCKING NEW SHELTER TO GO TO NOW!!! *)!#@)%&#%!#&$!#_^$!_(#$!*%$&!_# Oh well. Didn't really wanna go to that stupid fucking place anyways. Hopefully my group will choose PAWS. Easiest, get to play with animals and we only need to pass this fucking class.

Having match today. Gonna go to school in about 1 1/2 hours. Hopefully my teams fitness has improved since the last time we played. Match starts at 3 so I'll be hanging with my baby :)

Nothing much to say right now. Been busy with assignments. I'll finish with updates like usual.

Updates:-

• Page I'm on for my book, page 24
• Arsenal 1-5 Tottenham (Oops, didn't i write this already? ;P)
• Lingam is now saying he was joking.

Quote of the day : "You messed up Vietnam, you messed up Iraq, don't mess up The Scousers by giving Rafa the sack!!!" - Die-hard Liverpool fan.

At last...

I have more homework than I wanted. Damn. I only wanted just enough for me to finish in 15 minutes so I can feel that I have accomplished something but in reality, I hardly did any work. At least the homework is easy (Thank god!!!).

Monday

School

Tuesday

School

Wednesday

Finally something other than school. Today is Thaipusam. This day means A LOT to me even though I'm not Hindu. This is because it's a PUBLIC HOLIDAY!!! Izzaty had a farewell party today at Tropicana Club. We were bowling for almost three hours. I only managed to get a 119. Quite far off from my record, 145. But most importantly, I got to see my baby today <3 style="font-weight: bold;">TANI was there. Kinda surprised me but it was a public holiday and she was stationed at Sepang. She was all excited to see us. She was kinda freaky in a cute excited little girl who just found new friends kind of way :P Anyways, back to Izzie's house. Had more food there. Hehe. Didn't eat a lot though. Just had deserts. We all just hanged around at her house talking. Tani told us about her life in NS. The guys discussed some futsal that we're going to play this Friday.

Things on my mind

I remember during free periods for both classes, we would be in a class talking and playing around. I miss that :( Now there's no classes, we are all in different schools and our timetables don't exactly have the same breaks. Like for example, Sherman goes to Sunway too but I've never seen him before cause our breaks are different. Another thing different is that sometimes I go to my baby's class to hang out with her or just to see her. I obviously can't do that now. Sometimes during my breaks, I imagine what I would be doing right now if I was in school. Sigh... I understand how Joey (Tribiani) feels after that last episode Friends. I just gotta get used to it I guess...

Updates:-

• Arsenal 1-5 Tottenham (HELL YEAH!!!)
• Lingam says "He looks like me, he sounds like me, but he's not me!!!"
• Lee Chong Wei won (This still doesn't mean that Malaysia Boleh)
• I'm reading a book called "The Exile". I'm now on page 18.
  

At this very moment...

Updates:-

• Man Utd 2 - 0 Reading
• Lee Chong Wei is in the Malaysian Open finals

Now back to me. I just finished writing a letter of approval (for the very first time). I feel it's quite a significant achievement for a man much like myself. I actually completed something important and formal!!! Friday played some futsal. Very messy but a good work out out of it. haven't felt that tired in months. Trying to get a futsal match with Beaconhouse Sri Inai Futsal Team. Unfortunately, my team and I are lacking match fitness. But we got experience (AYE FELLAS!!!). Had taekwondo in the morn today. Having it in the morning sucks. After the first hour, I just felt like sleeping. At least it helps me exercise which I rarely do.

I'm still feeling a little bit tired right now. I'll right about something tonight if i feel more alive. Hopefully tonight I can happily write "Lee Chong Wei bt Lee Hyun-Il 21-0, 21-0" :D

P.S. I miss school :'( Don't think it'll be easy to getting close friends (like in school) in college. And I don't get to see my girlfriend as often as I would like (That'll never happen, I never get enough of her :) ). I'll write about it soon. Not now. Not enough concentration energy. Ciaoz.

As i was saying...

I am really too lazy to make an intro for my new blog. So, i shall pretend that I've been like the very first blogger to ever blog.

This marks the end of my second week of school. I use school cause I'm getting used to the American English where all learning institutions are called school. Note i will be using American English from now on. This is what I've learned in the past two weeks of school:-

1. All my classes are BORING!!! 80 % of what they teach I learned in Form 4 & 5 -_- (why are there no fucking emotes!!!).
2. I already started hating a lecturer (She teaches like Komathi).
3. There's only one mamak store all around SUC (Which is IN Sunway itself)
   
4. Most importantly, I only got to go to school FOUR days a week :D
5. I miss my baby and my friends :(
   

Less than 30 minutes ago I finished my research on RACTAR for my groups moral assignment. I took AGES finding for it's background. For those in need take note of these names. I'm just doing my part to society :)

Presidents

• YAM Tans Sri Datuk Seri Syed Zainal Anwar Ibni Al Marhum Tuanku Syed Putra Jamalullail
• YAM Puan Sri Datin Seri Tengku Puteri Nor Zehan Almar-hum Sultan Salahuddin Abdul Aziz Shah Alhaj

Home Administrator

• Dzulkarnain Mansor

As usual, I am always ready to help the community :)

Right now I've got an essay to write and I SHOULD be free for the rest of the weekend. Did i mention that I only go to school 4 times a week which means I have a 3-day weekend?

Thank you for your time :)

P.S. The reason why I've got no pictures at the moment is because I've erased all my personal data on my computer so I can give my computer to my parents porn free ;P (cause I'm getting a laptop) :)