Monday, April 6, 2009

Continuation...

Finally updating a long forgotten blog. Been super lazy to blog since this semester is super stress. Aaargh. I have a sudden interest in Musical plays. Especially Into the Woods. Best giler. Watched it like 5 times. Wanna download Beauty & the Beast broadway show. The album was good, so it must be good? Anyways, back to studying!!!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)...

Since today is Christmas (which means I gotta wake up early to go for church *grumble*), i decided to finally post something on Christmas. Managed to find some quotes online about Christmas that I liked. So, enjoy :)
  • "And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more." - Dr. Seuss
  • "Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time with the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts is that we don't quite know how to put our love into words." - Harlan Miller
  • "Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles."
  • "A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
    It makes no noise at all,
    But softly gives itself away." - Eva Logue
  • "Roses are reddish
    Violets are bluish
    If it weren't for Christmas
    We'd all be Jewish." -Benny Hill
  • "There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child." - Erma Bombeck
  • "The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." - Jay Leno
  • "Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas." - Kin Hubbard

Merry Christmas all :)

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

The Bandana Rules...

Got this from somewhere on the internet and thought I might share. Enjoy :)


There is a problem in America. That problem is, of course, people wearing bandanas when they shouldn’t be and looking like douche bags.

So to help, we have set up the following rules so people can learn when the appropriate times are, and what the appropriate conditions are, to wear a bandana.

  1. To be immediately considered for approval to wear a bandana you must be one or more of the following:
    1. A pirate
    2. A motorcycle gang member or you own a motorcycle and have killed a man
    3. A woman
    4. A child under the age of 8
    5. A cancer patient
    6. A person not of Caucasian descent
    7. An actual cowboy
    8. A train conductor
    9. A homosexual
    10. A tattoo artist
    11. A construction worker who deals with heavy objects
    12. OR
    13. If one of the exceptions described in Sec. II is applicable to you
  2. Exceptions will be made if you can answer "yes" to one or more of the following:
    1. If you are in a life threatening situation
    2. If you have ever cut off one of your own limbs to survive
    3. If you have a scar across one or more eyes
    4. If you have won the strongest man competition
    5. If you have won the iron man competition
    6. If you have wrestled an adult:
      1. bear (Panda and Koala not included)
      2. alligator
      3. crocodile
      4. shark (over 5ft)
      5. tiger
      6. wolf
      7. wolverine
      8. lion
      9. leopard
    7. If you have been raised by wolves
    8. If you have been in more than one sword fights and have been wounded
    9. If you have walked on the moon
    10. If you have thrown a man though a window at a bar or saloon
    11. If you have won an Olympic medal (specific events under investigation)
    12. If you work in heat in excess of 100 degrees and it is used to keep sweat out of your eyes (user submitted)
  3. If you are approved from Sec. I or II you can skip this section and go on to wearing your bandana. If not, and you are still planning on wearing a bandana you must follow the items below:
    1. No manicured facial hair
    2. No wife beater shirts
    3. No "designer" sunglasses
    4. No jewelry except rings
    5. You cannot be in a fraternity
    6. Collar cannot be "popped"
    7. No sandals
    8. You cannot be in a boy band
    9. No shorts
    10. You cannot tan or have a consistent tan
    11. You cannot coordinate it with your outfit
    12. You cannot coordinate it with your pet's bandana
    13. You cannot wear the color pink
    14. You cannot wear it underneath a hat
    15. You cannot wear it on your arm
    16. You cannot wear it while engaged in any activity that does not involve sweat unless stated in Sec. II

Monday, November 10, 2008

Halloween...

Oh yar. Forgot to post my halloween stuff. But I forgot to take a proper pic with my costume. AAAAAARGHHHHH. Damn Haunted House took too much out of me. Then gotta clean up topless and then I realised I forgot to take a pic. Only got like one in facebook by Sue. Here's what I got anyways after trying to wash the face off. Damn makeup so susah.

My forehead is big upfront and it's worse from the side. Damn my intellectual mind!!!

Not very good pics but it's all i got. :/

Oh yea. I came as a freaky clown :D

Pills...

Here what I think is how some drug companies makes more money. You know how some adult pills you take in two's? Why can't they just make one bigger one???!!! You're gonna take the same amount anyways!!! And if you're gonna take half, just cut it in half. So annoying to take two cause people like me will accidentally drop one into the water I use to take the pills with. Then it makes it disgusting to take. (-_-) One big pill is easier than two at the same time anyways. Asses.