Monday, April 14, 2008

Laziness...

Here are some ways that I feel will make living a lot easier:-
  1. Turning your underwear inside out to save on washing.
  2. There is no need to iron undergarments cause you're not gonna show them off.
  3. Buy clothes that will not crease to save on ironing. And if you gotta wake up early everyday, you could wear them to bed and still look good in the morn.
  4. Use paper plates and cups every meal. After the meal, just throw them away. It will save on A LOT of washing.
  5. Wear black. It's harder to see stains and the need for washing the clothes becomes less.
  6. Always keep your phone near you so you don't have the need to walk to the house line.
  7. Shower only when you smell or feel uncomfortable. (This may not work in hot and humid countries like Malaysia.)
  8. Just have everything on your work table so you don't need to go far to find anything.
  9. Use your laptop/desktop as your tv. Just hook everything up to it.
  10. Just shoot yourself and all YOUR problems will be solved.
I don't think most of you could live this way. So get off your fucking asses and just do a little bit more of work. LAZY BASTARDS!!! (Pic related.)

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