Jews...

Managed to get a really blur pic of this the other day.

It's a Mercedes with the number plate "JEW".

This guy has got pretty good humour putting his number plate Jew. And he put it on his Mercedes. I don't think a lot of people get this. Go read more.

Schizophrenia...

If schizophrenia could be useful is when you didn't do your homework and is desperate for an idea. Imagine.

Teacher : Joshua, where is your homework?! (In a satanic voice)

Me : I'm sorry Ms. but you told Jorge about the homework and not me. He probably forgot to write a note to me about it. I'm sure he did it Ms. I'll let him come to school tomorrow and he'll give it to you.

Teacher : Alright then.

Joshua : [:)]

Barcelona 0 - 0 Manchester United

Here's my view of the game:-

It was a boring match for the fans especially United's but the result favors United. United frustrated Barcelona with extremely disciplined defending which make Van der Sar's life very comfortable in front of goal. Although this was a match Man U could have won because of a penalty given to them by a handball from Milito. Ronaldo unfortunately hit the right post and missed. There was also another incident where Marquez intentionally brought down Ronaldo in the box after a mis-directed pass from Zambrotta. All-in-all Barca controlled the game but United managed to hold Barca throughout the match. I hope Man U will take the home game.

The Smelly Pussy Theory...

Here's a theory by Pet.


The Smelly Pussy Theory

This theory states that no one can be absolutely perfect. Therefore, if you meet anyone that seems absolutely perfect from her looks and posture to her personality and mental strength, she has to have a smelly pussy.

Laziness...

Here are some ways that I feel will make living a lot easier:-

1. Turning your underwear inside out to save on washing.
2. There is no need to iron undergarments cause you're not gonna show them off.
3. Buy clothes that will not crease to save on ironing. And if you gotta wake up early everyday, you could wear them to bed and still look good in the morn.
4. Use paper plates and cups every meal. After the meal, just throw them away. It will save on A LOT of washing.
5. Wear black. It's harder to see stains and the need for washing the clothes becomes less.
6. Always keep your phone near you so you don't have the need to walk to the house line.
7. Shower only when you smell or feel uncomfortable. (This may not work in hot and humid countries like Malaysia.)
8. Just have everything on your work table so you don't need to go far to find anything.
9. Use your laptop/desktop as your tv. Just hook everything up to it.
10. Just shoot yourself and all YOUR problems will be solved.

I don't think most of you could live this way. So get off your fucking asses and just do a little bit more of work. LAZY BASTARDS!!! (Pic related.)

Bleh...

Finals coming up next next week. Haha. Pfft. Gotta study a bit more now :P Getting fit now too. Playing rugby and futsal this week already. Wanted to go for taekwondo today but i couldn't wake up in time. Sigh... Me bounce yo.

Sunday morning...

Woke up this morning (At 8!!!) all pumped for my taekwondo class to get my fitness level up. Put on my white shirt and pants, took my equipment bag, went there found that my master's car wasn't there. Called him up and turns out they're having they're grading examination. FUCK!!! He sent a text to me and it obviously didn't go through. FUCK!!! Why do these things always happen to me? FUCK!!!

It' d be cooler if it was weed.

Pedophilia...

Ariff told me that the Westlife manager is a pedophile and have actually "pedophiled" them before. Makes me think who else could be pedophiles as well which do not know of.

1. Backstreet Boys manager (Definitely comes to mind after Westlife)
2. ALL boy/girl band manager (Might as well right?)
3. The Disney Club crew (Pedophile heaven)
   
4. Brock from Pokemon (Some perverted bugger like him will get desperate)
5. Micheal Jackson's father (MJ must've thought it was alright since his daddy did it)
6. Arsene Wenger (It says it all doesn't it)
   

The first...

This is the first picture I took from my new phone. Edwin asked me to take it. I swear I didn't take on my own will. If you don't know what it is, it's The Glass Bra (yes, that is its name).

If you zoom in, you can see the name on the green board.

Go on...

Had first rugby training. Fucking awesome. Throwing people around, getting thrown around, running like a dog. I miss my exercise. Hopefully I won't die in my taekwondo class this Sunday. Next rugby training is Friday. Gotta go school anyways to do my project (Oh Michelle, the bestest cousin in the world. Follow you ok? OK!!! :p)